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Stupid Sexy Cryptids

A broke electrical engineer, a seven-foot antlered cryptid girl who won't leave, and an alien armada convinced he's the Emperor of Mankind.

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Chapters

1
The Monster Under My Bed
2
Wendigo, Maybe
3
Shower Invader
4
Takeout
5
Possible Vampire
6
Brain Spiders
7
Night Sky
8
Imprinted
9
Moonfall
10
Blood Pact
11
Sillicia Frontenachii
12
Emperor of Earth
13
Fake It to Make It
14a
First Contact [I]
14b
First Contact [II]
15
Intelligence Report
16
Cultural War
17
Northward
18
Bathtime
19
Overrated Sanity
20
Outside Boxes
21
Inner Voice
22
Datamancer
23
Hunting Vampires
24
Hammer of God
25
Vampire Tears
26
Princess Adventures
27
The Serval Cleaner
28
The Emperor Gets a Kitten
29
Marshal Commandant
30
Hostage
31a
Taniwha [I]
31b
Taniwha [II]
32
A Knight in Shining Scales
33
Interrogation
34
Catfight
35
The Date Protocol
36
The Baroness of Earth
37
An Open Concept Circle
38
Booknook Date
39
A Datarrific Proposal
40
A Totally Normal Investigation
41
Feathering the Odds
42
The Inescapable Offer
43a
Contract Loops [I]
43b
Contract Loops [II]
44
Weaponized Thoughts
45
Friendship Assessment
46
Parametric Deviation
47
Southward
48
Vamp Collection
49
Agreements
50
Vampire Family Tree
51
Biomass
52
Vampire Mass Distribution
53
Cascade Hotel
54
Fear Theorem
55
Sharing Orders
56
Wiggle Food Song
57
Triangle
60
Haunting Dreams
61
Who’s the Real Shady?
62a
Dream Therapy [I]
62b
Dream Therapy [II]
63
Morning Mayhem
64
Unexpected Delivery
65
Hearth Keeper
66
Twisting History
67
The Date Invitation
68
UwUs
69
Life Cycle
70
Lissander Fox
71
Blending In
72
Fear Factory
73
Suspect
74
Movie Night Terror
75
Vampire Laundering
76
Understanding Incarnation
77
Memory Lane
78
Shaming Shady
79
Morning Stars
83
The Justice Boundary
84
Breakfast Circle
85
A Most Dangerous Date
86
Shroud of Death
87
Tits Up
88
Skinwalker Clan
89
Ultimatum
90
Timed Despair
91
Let it go
92a
Yesterday [I]
93b
Yesterday [II]
93c
Yesterday [III]
94
Today
95
Duplicating Shady
96
One Hundred Hearts
97
The Slayer’s Sword
98
Execution
99
Foxnanigans
100
Skulk Soul
101
The Emperor Calls For Aid
102
Distracted Hunters
103
Forty Thousand Year Old Virgin
104
The Broken Keiy
105
Maksym Drzewiecki
106
Gun date
107
Raelle Knight
108
The Hunt
109
Personal Rain
110
Tactical Sushi Deployment
111
Love Bombed
112
Truth Carving
113
Heroics
114
DOOM!
115
Dumplings
116
Sagetopia
117
Darkfall
118
The Sea of Tranquility
119
The Emperor Speaks to All
120
Uncollared Fox
123
Rainfall
124
Family Rule
125
Tower room
126
Derailed Dreams
127
Judgement Day
128
Twisting the Knife
129
Fear and Love
130
MacPaws
131
Saint Nikky
132
The Great Coniferous Conversion
133
Comet
134
Seductive Festivus
135
Fox Watches the Watchers
136
Navigator
137
The Pact
138
Dungeon Plans
139
A Crowded Chessboard
140
Drinking Games
141
A Most Unexpected Party Guest
142
Sudden Final Boss
143
I’m the Slayer
144
Festive Fencing
145
Polite Brawl
146
Unwrapping the Herald
147
The Bridge Keeper
148
Many Licks from the Heart of Darkness
149
Alignment Lore
150
The Stray
151
The Infiltrator
152
The Song of Wormwood
153
Soul Hunger
154
Yesterweave
155
Comicon
156
The Feast
157
Bait
158
Astral Gifts
159
Good Vibes
160
Bobba
161
Sharing Stories
162
The Voice of Eternity
163
The Girl with a Thousand Faces
164
The Little Terraformer That Could
165
Growing Up Together
166
Bubble Keeper
167
Freedom
168
Trust
169
The Stratonavigator’s Resolve
170
The Netherweave Fold
171
Noira
172
The Gateway to Eternity
173
The Dream Connoisseur
174
The Problem Exterminator
175
Eighteen Sixty Five
176
A Shady Morning
177
Invasive Shady
178
Trust the Shade
179
A Shady Date
180
My Wendoggo Bestie
181
Shady Recollections
182
Shady Archeology
183
Forgotten Shady
184
Shady Offensive
185
Psychiatric Shady
186
Shady Smoosh
187
Shady Snacks
188
Doortastic
189
Library
190
Fort Bladecross
191
Undeath
192
Sunny
193
Mayor Rolls
194
Boat Naming Convention
195
Neverland Rules
196
Kisses in the Dark
Patreon exclusive,
197
Upside Down
SSC ahead
198
Skyfall Field Trip
199
Backrooms
200
Number Six
201
Unbound Gun
202
Symbologenesis of a Designed Goddess
203
Acceleration
204
Campfire
205
Errors of Linearity
206
Human Reproduction Cycle
207
What is Food
Patreon exclusive,
208
Gravitic Engines
SSC ahead
209
Insomnia Protocol
210
Besties
211
Unexpected Call
212
Weapons who are Permitted
213
The Gun Matriarch
214
Desire to Dream
215
Girls night out
216
Layers of Order
217
Mother
218
Tribunal
219
Noona I
220
Noona II
221
The Emperor and the Dragon
222
Draconic Concerns
223
May Hydralline
224
The Summit of Teeth
225
Draconic Revelations
226
The Smiling Legate
227
Impasse Resolution