Stupid Sexy Cryptids
Stupid Sexy Cryptids 218

Tribunal

Nexxali made a sniffing noise into Galateya. The Taniwha squeezed the feline girl back.

Shady stood rigid behind them, breathing deeply through barely concealed anger.

“She was alone,” Galateya heard herself utter. “After Colette died… she was alone in here. With the body.”

“Until the bubble unlocked,” Kawathra confirmed. “She must have used her power to strip it down to metal walls by then.”

The ghost-girl lifted her head. Gold eyes, blazing and wet, stared through them at a wall she could never break through. She opened her mouth and sang. A single note. Low. Vibrating. The shell garden responded, every anemone and sea fan and coral branch leaning toward her as if she were the sun.

The ghost-girl screamed and flickered, smashed her fists into the nearest wall and then dissolved into a salt-spray of golden light, and the room dimmed.

“Deeper,” Sage urged, foxes rushing to a new crack in the floor. “There’s more.”

They descended again. The bioluminescence warmed further, shifting from gold to a soft pink, and the temperature rose, and the air began to distinctively taste of the ocean.

The next chamber opened like a held breath released.

Colors. The five-room bubble had been terraformed into a miniature tidal pool ecosystem. Shallow saltwater channels carved through pink living rock, populated with tiny bioluminescent creatures that darted and pulsed. Kelp forests grew in knee-high clusters, their fronds swaying to a current generated by some mechanism hidden in the coral walls. Small, colorful crabs, or things shaped approximately like crabs, clicked along ledges.

Two figures occupied the largest tidal pool.

The first was Colette. The Dryad duplicate was alive, younger, healthier, blue-green Mbielu-Mbielu-Mbielu scales reflecting across the water’s surface. She looked like a reef given legs, coral growths curving from her shoulders and spine in decorative ridges, webbed fingers trailing through the shallow water. The edges of her body showed the first whispers of calcification, a slight opacity creeping along her forearms.

The second figure was a teenage spawnling. The same white Benzaiten dragon-girl, much younger, gemstone mane short. She sat waist-deep in the tidal pool, gold eyes enormous with concentration, her small hands hovering over the water.

“Feel the current,” Colette instructed. Her voice resonated through the coral room, musical and patient, definitely nothing like a way that a Frontenachii parent would speak to a child. “Shape it. The water knows where it wants to go, Noona. Your job is to listen, then suggest.”

“Noona,” Kawathra repeated, beak opening wide. “Abyss eternal… She’s… Noona Frontenachii!”

“You know of her?” Sage asked.

“Noona Frontenachii, yes, yes!” Kawathra stated with a distant voice. “The Noona. The Benzaiten Commander… of the Noona Rebellion.”

“Which rebellion would that be?” Shady asked, silver eyes narrow.

“You probably wouldn’t know of it, my Lady,” Kawathra said. “It was scrubbed. Wiped from public archives, mentioned only in fragments, in the oldest Datamancer lineage records passed down through encrypted folds. 1919, by the Omnithornia Homeworld calendar. A Benzaiten dragon Omnid named Noona Frontenachii raised a massive, capable kobold army and damn near tore the Frontenachii Empire in half.”

The girl in the tidal pool giggled, gold eyes bright. A tiny wave formed between her palms, cresting and breaking against Colette’s knee.

“Good,” Colette smiled. “You feel it. The suggestion. Let the water choose its shape.”

“It wants to be a spiral,” young Noona declared, and the wave obligingly corkscrewed upward, spinning a helix of salt water three feet into the air before collapsing with a splash that soaked them both.

Noona looked concerned, yet Colette laughed softly.

Galateya swayed on the spot, feeling her heart ache.

Sage caught, one arm around her waist, freckles rearranging into a concerned “U OK?”

Galateya shook her head. She had never heard a Frontenachii adult laugh like that. In her bubble, a misfire meant a beating. Here, a misfire meant getting splashed and smiling about it.

“The water cycle is your first language,” Colette continued, wiping salt spray from her daughter’s gemstone mane with webbed fingers. “Before you learn to reshape continents or redirect rivers, you must understand the conversation between salt and fresh, warm and cold, surface and deep. Everything alive depends on this dialogue.”

“Even the crabs?” Noona pointed at a white-pink crab scuttling along the pool edge.

“Especially the crabs.”

Noona scooped up the crab with a giddy expression and placed it on her head. The crab, apparently accustomed to this treatment, settled between two white gem-horn nubs and began grooming itself.

“Mama, he likes me.”

“Of course he does. You grew his home.”

“I grew everything!” Noona announced with supreme confidence. “The kelp and the sponges and the lights and the shells and…”

“And you did beautifully, my little tide.” Colette hugged her daughter. Where their scales touched, a brief pulse of green light traveled between them, mother to daughter, like a whispered inheritance.

“She’s ‘effing dying in front of her kid,” Shady said what everyone was already thinking.

“And is smiling about it,” Sage added. “What a mom.”

Little Noona splashed happily, oblivious to the slow petrification and coral growth claiming her mother’s limbs from within.

The ghosts faded away.

“Down!” Sage said, pulling Galateya and others to the room below.

The tidal pool remained. The light was dimmer and Colette sat alone on the pool’s edge. Noona looked younger and far smaller, about four years old, half-asleep on a bed of woven kelp nearby, the crab standing guard on her pillow.

Colette examined her left arm. She flexed her fingers. She made a fist. Opened it. Made a fist again.

“Eleven months ahead of my prior estimates,” she murmured to the room. Her voice carried the clinical detachment of a scientist observing her own dissection. “The Dryad’s matrix is degrading faster than projected. I won’t last until the door opens. Unfortunate. I’ll do my best though… bless my little tide with as much knowledge as I am able.”

She looked at her sleeping daughter.

“I was supposed to die giving birth to you,” Colette said softly. “The dryad duplicate expends herself, transfers all mana reserves to the child, and the bubble instructors raise the spawnling according to Omnicorp curriculum. A mother as a consumable resource. Elegant, if you are the kind of creature who finds consumption elegant. When I designed the birthing trees, I thought that we needed this…” She let out a sad sigh. “We do need more Omnids to save more doomed worlds, but being here… fading slowly… It is quite awful and I am no longer sure if in the end… all of our sacrifices are truly worth it.”

She pulled her knees to her chest.

“They assigned three instructors to this place. Old, retired soldiers. Their job was to raise you into a proper Frontenachii Administrator. Their secondary assignment was to ensure I expired on schedule.” Her lip curled. “They had a vial that they were meant to use to unmake whatever was left of me after birth.”

The smol Noona shifted, pretending to be asleep, but listening.

“I knew all of this… and so I killed them,” Colette said. “As soon as I became fully self aware. I made a sword from their blood, cut them down. Compressed three prad lifetimes into a blade and used their crystalline cores and mana to restructure, reinforce my cellular architecture. It bought me time. Enough time to watch you learn to walk. To speak. To begin to shape water.”

She pressed her coral-encrusted hand against the pool’s surface. The water responded to her, rising in a perfect sphere, hovering at eye level. Inside the sphere, a tiny replica of a coastline formed, cliffs and coves and a miniature wave pattern repeating endlessly.

“I converted our bubble into a coral garden home because I refused to let you grow up afraid and unloved. Every shell, every anemone, every bioluminescent polyp in this garden exists because I crafted it into a nursery for you… Noona.”

The water sphere collapsed. Colette’s hand trembled.

“You will undoubtedly be very angry when you’re old enough to understand it all,” she said toward Noona. “What this Empire does to mothers. To children. To every world it touches. What I had done and am still doing, afraid of what the Wendigo Legates will do if I go against them. I hope that you can be the change that reshapes oceans… Because I won’t be able to leave these walls. Because the real me is trapped in her role as much as I am.”

The memory dimmed.

Galateya’s tears were freezing before they left her cheeks, tiny crystals pattering against the coral floor like sleet.

“Onwards,” Sage said gently. “There’s one more memory cluster which the foxes found. “Sideways this time.”

The foxes led them through a lateral passage, the coral thinning into magisteel again, the temperature dropping as they moved away from Colette copy’s garden.

The new memory greeted them like a theater curtain pulling back.

They entered a Frontenachii Justice Tribunal chamber. Tiered seats of dark crystal rose on all sides, each occupied by a Legate. Silver eyes stared downward at the figure in the center of the chamber floor.

Noona Frontenachii stood in celesteel chains.

She was an adult Omnid now. 

The same ghost they had seen weeping over her mother’s body, now older, curvier and taller. Her white scales gleamed under the tribunal lights, reflecting every accusing glare back at its source. 

Her gemstone mane, longer now, hung in tangled ropes heavy with salt crystals. Her gold eyes burned with murderous fury.

“Commander Noona Frontenachii,” a voice boomed from the highest tier beneath a massive Frontenachii skull banner. “You stand accused of two hundred and fifty seven counts of insurrection, three hundred thousand and twelve counts of contract violation, the unauthorized liberation of ninety thousand four hundred and thirteen blood-bound kobolds and the insurrection of one hundred and four colony worlds.”

“Noona Frontenachii raised ninety thousand kobolds into an organized fighting force,” the Datamancer whispered into the silence that followed. “A few of the smaller fleets were crippled before the Third Fleet brought her down.”

“How did she break their blood pacts?” Galateya asked.

“Her mother taught her fluid bending,” Kawathra said. “Colette was the first Master Builder. She would have known the architecture of the binding matrices from the inside. She knew the mathematics of where the contract chains were weak.”

“Splice the traitors into wall art!” Evelithria barked, slamming her armored fist into the celesteel podium.

“Agreed!” Another Legate hollered.

A Legate rose from the highest bench, holding a glass of Ambrosia with a devious grin. Galateya recognized her great-grandmother with a snap.

Ixthia.

“The accused has demonstrated… unprecedented tactical capability,” Ixthia stated, “quite commendable, in its way. Wasteful, in every other. The real discussion before this Tribunal is not merely of the nature of her punishment. It is… a matter of her utility.”

“Utility?” Noona spat the word. “You enslave everyone of value! You breed your own children in time bubbles and feed our mothers to the walls. You want to discuss utility?”

“Darling, everything is utility,” Ixthia smiled. “Even outrage. Especially outrage expressed via your lovely rebellion.” She turned to the assembled Legates. “Distinguished colleagues. Our current weapon-symbiote network has clearly proven itself… inadequate. Commander Noona’s rebellion exposed critical vulnerabilities in our weapon-unit architecture. The crystalloid gun units, warships and Corpse Seekers are effective individually, but they lack adaptability. Creativity. The capacity to quickly learn from failure rather than simply repeating it ad nauseum.”

A murmur through the tribunal. 

Ixthia snapped her fingers.

Holo screens flickered to life around the chamber, displaying combat footage. Gun units firing in identical patterns, taking identical positions, making similar mistakes across dozens of engagements. Noona’s kobold rebels flanking, adapting, improvising circles around them.

“The root cause,” Ixthia continued, “is architectural. Our weapon-net draws from a shared crystalloid consciousness pool. Thirty-three ancient mage Nox souls originally from Arx, duplicated and networked across every platform. They are powerful and fast, yes. They are also, fundamentally, the same thirty-three minds making the same thirty-three idiotic decisions in thirty-three variations. Repetition results in failure. Commander Noona’s ragtag kobolds outmaneuvered them because variety defeats uniformity!”

Ixthia let the silence stretch as the gathered Legates watched the gun unit losses on screens.

“I propose a fusion,” she said. “Crystalloid matrices bound to individual prad brains and souls. Each weapon unit seeded with a unique consciousness and skills. Capable prads bonded to the crystalloid substrate at the cellular level. Each unit learns. Each unit adapts. Each unit becomes… uniquely qualified to solve new problems as they appear.”