Privacy & Cookies

The short, honest version: I don’t collect or store your data. No database, no analytics, no ads, no trackers, nothing sold or shared. I genuinely don’t want any of it.

Cookies — and why they’re actually for you

The only cookies here are the handful that make the site work for you. They sit in your browser, for your convenience — I never look at them as “data about you”:

• Keeping you logged in after you sign in with Patreon (session), plus a tiny security token during login (pt_state) that vanishes within minutes.
• Remembering you’re 18+ (age18), so the site stops asking every single time — only set if you opt in.

A couple of even smaller preferences (like dismissing that cookie note) live in your browser’s local storage and never leave your device.

Signing in with Patreon

When you log in, I ask Patreon for exactly two things: your display name, and which of my tiers you support — just enough to unlock what your pledge includes. That gets tucked into a signed cookie in your browser and nowhere else. I don’t keep it on any server, I never see your password or payment details, and when the cookie expires (about a week) or you log out, it’s gone.

Your call

Log out any time (that clears your session), flip 18+ editions on or off from the footer, or clear cookies in your browser settings. There’s no tracking to opt out of, because there isn’t any.

Last updated: July 2026. That’s the whole thing.