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Stupid Sexy Cryptids 13 months ago

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [or How I Became the Emperor of Mankind]

Is connected to Bloom and Somebody Stop Him, digging more into the behavior of the Frontenachii Wendigo Omnids.

Character Concept art:

A horned, fanged Wendigo Omnid stands in a dark window, illuminated by a candle.
The Wendigo Omnid watches from the glass, a candle's flicker revealing its maw.
In a dimly lit, monochromatic room, a large, horned Wendigo Omnid presses its face against a tall, arched window. The creature's fanged mouth is open in a snarl, its glowing eyes fixed inward, while a single candle on a nearby table casts a stark light on its form and a stack of books. To the left, an empty, tufted armchair sits in the shadows, emphasizing the creature's imposing presence outside the domestic space.
A human male reads a glowing device while a large, dark, antlered Wendigo entity embraces him from behind in a dim room.
The shadow watches, hungry, as the light fades.
This two-panel black-and-white illustration depicts a human male character sitting in a dimly lit room with gothic arched windows behind him. He holds a glowing, rectangular device that illuminates his face as he reads. Behind him looms a massive, muscular, dark-furred entity with large antlers, glowing eyes, and sharp teeth, identified in the context as a Frontenachii Wendigo Omnids. In the top panel, the Wendigo leans over the human's shoulder with a menacing grin; in the bottom panel, it embraces him more intimately, its claws visible, while the human looks away from the device toward the creature.
A man lies on a gothic four-poster bed using a laptop while a shadowy cryptid lurks underneath.
He types away, unaware of the hungry thing waiting beneath the sheets.
In a dimly lit, gothic-style bedroom, a young man lies on his stomach on a large four-poster bed, illuminated by the glow of a laptop screen. Beneath the bed, hidden in the shadows, a dark, multi-limbed cryptid with glowing eyes and a jagged, toothy maw stares upward, waiting. The room features arched windows and bookshelves in the background, creating a claustrophobic atmosphere where the mundane act of browsing the internet contrasts sharply with the lurking supernatural threat.
A large, dark, horned beast with a wolf-like head stands beside a young man in a gothic hall.
The Wendigo Omnids offer a strange, intimate communion in the cathedral's shadow.
This two-panel black-and-white illustration depicts a large, shadowy beast with a wolf-like head, antlers, and a mane of dark fur standing next to a young man with short dark hair. In the top panel, the creature, identified in the context as a Frontenachii Wendigo Omnids, looks down at the man with a toothy grin while the man gazes up with a neutral expression. The bottom panel shows the beast leaning in to nuzzle or lick the man's forehead, while the man closes his eyes and accepts the gesture. The setting appears to be a gothic interior with tall, arched windows in the background, casting a soft, ethereal light on the scene.

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